HACCP
HACCP is like a food version of a pop quiz. You get it when you least expect it, and it makes you wish you had a cheeseburger instead of a brain.
HACCP is the reason I now know what a 'critical control point' is. It's also the reason I hate my life.
I thought HACCP was a type of pizza. I was wrong.
HACCP is the reason I flunked my food handlers course. I now know what I did wrong, but it's too late.