H.A.B.U.T. - When you take the blame for your friend’s mess so they can k

When you take the blame for your friend’s mess so they can keep being a total failure.

I got suspended for his prank because he forgot to tell me it was happening.

I told my mom he was sick so I could skip school and he didn’t have to explain anything.

I got kicked out of the house because I said he was the one who broke the lamp.