Habs boy
A Habs boy is a guy who thinks he’s cool, but he’s just a smelly, clapped, thick, ratbag who eats chips for dinner and calls that a lifestyle.
My classmate is a Habs boy. He eats chips for dinner and says, 'This is a lifestyle.'
The Habs boy at my gym tried to flex and said, 'I’ve been lifting since I was 8.' I said, 'You look like you’ve been lifting since the 80s.'
I saw a Habs boy wearing a shirt that said 'I survived a pizza.' I said, 'You just got a pizza.'