habraz - Someone who's too dumb to know the difference between a port

Someone who's too dumb to know the difference between a portal and a pizza but still claims to be a fan of Rick and Morty.

My dad is a habraz. He eats pizza and says 'That’s the portal!' every time.

My friend is a habraz. He thinks Morty is the main character and Rick is just a sidekick.

My neighbor is a habraz. He shouts 'Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!' at the mailman.