hablecheck
A hairy, smelly old man who goes to the gym to moan and lift weights like he’s dying, and just wants the guy with the biggest meatstick to notice him.
'I came to the gym to work out, but I ended up working on my stink.'
'I can’t lift 100 pounds, but I can lift my ego to the roof.'
'I lift weights like my life depends on it, but my smell depends on the air.'