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A guy who smells like a gym sock and a dead rat. He lifts weights like he’s fighting a dragon and hopes the guy with the biggest wiener will ask him out.
'I lift weights so hard, my armpits are now a second gym.'
'I don’t care if I smell like a gym floor, I still flex like I’m on a billboard.'
'I came to the gym to get strong, but I ended up getting stinky.'