Habitual Heresy
You’re too cheap to buy your own drinks, but you still end up with the most. You can hide a can in your pocket or sneak out with an entire case and no one even cares.
I took 3 cans of beer and no one even looked at me. I'm a legend.
I snuck out with a whole case of vodka and now I'm going to get wasted for free.
I stole a bag of drugs and I didn’t even get caught.