Habitual Heresy
When cheap drunks sneak free booze and drugs without paying a dime but end up getting more than everyone else. They steal single cans or whole cases and bring them home to throw their own free party later.
I took 12 cans of beer from the fridge and hid them in my backpack. No one even noticed.
I snuck an entire case of vodka out of the party and now I’m gonna get wasted for free.
I stole a whole bag of pills and nobody even looked at me.