Habitual Capster
Someone who lies so much it’s like they’re a magician, and the truth is just the rabbit in the hat.
'I didn’t say anything bad about you,' he said. Then he posted a rant about you on social media.
'I’m not going to fail the test,' he said. Then he cried in the hallway.
'I’m not going to eat all the cookies,' he said. Then he ate the whole box.