habitual bungler
A person who messes things up the same way every time. They're like a f@&% up with a plan.
He always forgets to put on deodorant. It's like he's got a deodorant-shaped brain that's on vacation.
She always spills her coffee on her shirt. It's like she's got a coffee war on her clothes.
He always eats the same thing for lunch. It's like he's got a lunch-shaped brain that's not working.