habito
the guy who thinks he’s smooth but looks like he just got out of a sewer and forgot to put on pants
'Habito tried to impress my sister by saying he had a PhD in being annoying.'
'Habito walked in wearing socks with sandals and a shirt that said 'I survived a fire.''
'Habito asked me out and said he was a ‘master of seduction’, then fell asleep on my couch.'