Habitchuancer
A woman who takes every basic sentence and turns it into a full-blown speech
'He said he was tired.' → 'He said he was tired. That means he's been living a life, and he's been living it hard. You don't just get tired, you become tired.'
'He said he wanted pizza.' → 'He said he wanted pizza. That's not just a food choice. That's a lifestyle. A passion. A destiny.'
'He said he was okay.' → 'He said he was okay. That doesn't mean he's happy. That means he's okay with being sad.'
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