Habitchuancer
A woman who makes every basic sentence into a full-blown argument
'He said he was tired.' → 'He said he was tired? Are you saying he's not tired enough for me?''
'He said he wanted coffee.' → 'He said he wanted coffee? Did he want it black or did he want it to be a metaphor for his life?''
'He said he was okay.' → 'He said he was okay? That means he's okay with being sad. And I'm not okay with that.'
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