'My history teacher said Habiru were the worst kind of transient people. I think that’s just a fancy way of saying they’re annoying.'

'I saw a Habiru in the cafeteria. They were eating a sandwich and listening to a song that sounded like it was made in the 80s.'

'My brother said he was a Habiru before he got a job. He called it being a transient weirdo, which is just a fancy word for broke.'