habibi's revenge
The brutal, unapologetic diarrhea you get after eating middle eastern food that was cooked by someone who probably hates you.
My sister ate at a restaurant and now she's texting me: 'I think I ate the ghost of a disgruntled chef.'
I had a falafel that was so bad, I had to take a break from life just to recover.
My mom got habibi's revenge so hard, she left a trail of diarrhea from the kitchen to the couch.