Habf
A habf is the best kind of friend. They’re always there for you, even when you’re being a total idiot. If you don’t listen to them, they’ll probably throw you out of a window.
My habf threw a shoe at me because I forgot his birthday. Again.
I told my habf I was going to fail my math test. He said, 'You’re not failing. You’re just lazy.'
My habf showed up at my house with a cake and a death threat.