Habf
A habf is someone who’s amazing, and you’re lucky to have them. If you don’t treat them right, they’ll probably give you a nickname you’ll never live down.
My habf gave me the nickname 'Sir Dumbbrain.' I still use it in public.
I told my habf I had a crush on my teacher. He said, 'You’re a total idiot.'
My habf called me at 3 a. m. and said, 'You’re not a man. You’re a chicken.'