Habeshaing
A group that's split into five languages that can't even understand each other, and they're still arguing about it like it's the final exam.
'He spoke Tigre and I spoke Amharic, and we had no idea what each other was saying.'
She said, 'We tried to talk, but it was like we were from different planets.'
He texted, 'We talked, but it was like we had no common language.'