Haberer
Haberers are weird loners with cat-like brains who think they're smart but are just weird.
Haberer: 'I'm smart, but I'm also weird!' (he talked to a cat for 2 hours)
Haberer: 'I'm like a cat!' (he hid under a table for 3 days)
Haberer: 'I'm not weird, I'm just different!' (he ate a whole pizza by himself)