haberdashery
A place where men's stuff is sold, but people use it in the weirdest ways, like saying they want to touch your haberdashery.
He said, 'I want to touch your haberdashery,' and no one knew what he meant.
She asked her crush, 'Do you want to touch my haberdashery?' and he ran away.
He told the teacher, 'I want to touch your haberdashery,' and got sent to the office.