haberdaiquiri
a fancy drink for little girls who think they’re cool but it’s just a way to make them sit still while the adult is probably getting into trouble or stealing from the school
My little brother got a haberdaiquiri and said it was the best drink ever until he realized it was just sugar
My mom got a haberdaiquiri and said it was the only thing keeping her from getting fired
My teacher gave me a haberdaiquiri and said it was for being too loud