Haber Syndrome
It's when you're so in love with men named Haber that you actually start cheating on yourself just to win them back. It's like a curse and redheads are the ones who get hit the hardest. Tom Petty can only help for a little while.
I cheated on myself just to get my Haber ex back. I don’t even know why I did it.
I sat in my car for 2 hours just to listen to Tom Petty and forget about my Haber problems.
I took a selfie in front of the mirror and called it a date with my Haber soulmate.