Habenero Hangover
It's like a hangover but for your butt. Your ass feels like it's been dipped in lava. You sweat like a pig, shake like a nervous dog, and you're so angry you could punch a wall.
My mom said I looked like a flamingo after I ate 10 habeneros.
I woke up screaming like I was on fire.
I tried to sit down and my pants caught on fire.