habeeba hair crisis - Habeeba hair crisis is when a habeeba’s hair is a mess, they

Habeeba hair crisis is when a habeeba’s hair is a mess, they get catcalled in the mall, and they think they’re the main character.

I got catcalled by a fuckboy in the mall. I was so mad I laughed at an ass joke.

I think I’m the main character, and everyone else is just a side hoe.

My hair is a disaster, and I still think I’m the main character.