Habdology
Habdology is the science of people who lie about knowing things. They’re like the human version of a broken vending machine, you press the button, and it gives you a surprise.
My friend said he knew all the presidents. He didn’t know who the third one was.
My neighbor said she could fix the car. She put the key in the steering wheel and called it a day.
My brother said he could fly. He jumped off the roof and landed in a bush.