Habbydibi
This guy is like a broken toaster, useless, messy, and full of nonsense. They can’t move without tripping and can’t think without turning into a screaming mess. They’re like a toddler with a PhD in being annoying.
They tripped over their own shadow and then yelled at the light.
They tried to text me but wrote ‘I love you’ in all caps and then cried.
When I asked them to pass the salt, they threw the whole table.