Habbotard
A habbotard is a loser who hides in Habbo Hotel, pretending they have a life when they're just a lonely kid with no friends and zero personality.
@Habbotard123: I'm not a noob, I'm a pro. I have 3 rooms. One is a gym. The other is a gym. The other is a gym.
DM: 'Why are you following me? I'm not even a habbotard.'
Post: 'I claimed a baby. I'm a king now.'