Habboink - Kids who are too ugly to get any action in real life, so the

Kids who are too ugly to get any action in real life, so they just pretend to have sex on a website instead of actually trying to be cool.

My Habbo avatar has a nose the size of a football. I still think I'm hot.

I tried to chat with a girl on Habbo. She said I was 'too ugly.' I said she was 'too fat.'

I don’t know how to have real sex, but I know how to do it on Habbo.