My friend’s grandma said the president was 'hobbledashery' because she thought he was a chicken. That was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

My math teacher said my answer was 'hobbledashery' because I wrote '2 + 2 = 5' on the board. He was so mad he took a marker and drew a mustache on my face.

My mom said my brother was 'hobbledashery' because he tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. It was the worst thing ever.