habble hankey
a man who looks like he's been buried for years, smells like a trash can, and can't see a thing.
That guy at the park is a habble hankey. He tried to play chess and fell over.
My cousin is a habble hankey. He came to visit and left a trail of snot and soup.
My teacher is a habble hankey. He tried to write on the board and missed it completely.