Habbaism
Habbaism is when a lawyer is so useless in court they make the judge want to throw a tantrum. It’s like watching someone try to eat a pizza with a spoon.
He tried to read the papers but they were upside down. The judge said 'just take a break.'
She tried to argue with the judge by singing. The judge just left.
He forgot what the case was about and started talking about his dog. The judge was done.