Habbaism
Habbaism is when a lawyer is so dumb in court they make the judge want to cry. It's like watching a train wreck with a side of drama.
He tried to argue with the judge by quoting a movie. The judge said 'I don’t need this.'
She forgot the case was about a cat and started talking about aliens. The judge just stared.
He started a fight with the clerk over the coffee. The judge said 'just leave.'