Habbaism
Habbaism happens when a lawyer is so bad in court they make the judge want to quit. It’s like watching a toddler try to do magic.
He said 'the evidence is as clear as mud' and then spilled coffee on the papers. The judge groaned.
She tried to summon a ghost to testify. The judge just stared.
He fell asleep mid-sentence. The judge said 'you're out of here'.