habart
A mystical creature that old wizards want to marry. If you catch it, it gives you one wish and makes you laugh. They sneak around like a thief and disappear like a fart in a room.
My cousin caught a habart and wished for a million dollars. Now he's rich and still smells like a gym sock.
A habart came into my room and wished for my mom’s hair. Now she’s bald and mad.
I tried to catch a habart but it ran away like I was a bad friend. Total loser.