Habanerhole
Your butt is like it's been dipped in lava and then sat on by a group of flamingos after you took a shit that was straight out of hell.
My butt feels like it was dipped in lava and then hit by a flamingo gang.
I took a shit and now my butt is like it's been to hell and back.
My ass is so spicy, it’s giving me a headache.