Habagastrious - Feeling super trippy and confused, like your head is full of

Feeling super trippy and confused, like your head is full of glitter and confetti. You can’t think or talk properly.

He said the fridge was singing. Habagastrious.

I tried to make a sandwich. It was Habagastrious.

She told me her cat was a wizard. Habagastrious.