Habagabe - Habagabe came from Fremont in the 70s or 80s, and it was the

Habagabe came from Fremont in the 70s or 80s, and it was the worst name ever, like when your mom tried to name you after a cereal box.

My neighbor's kid is named Habagabe, and I swear it's the reason he's weird.

My friend's dog is named Habagabe, and it barks at the mailman like it's a war.

My brother got in trouble for writing Habagabe on his math test instead of his name.