haashole
A person who acts like they're king of the world but can't even make a sandwich without burning it, and they think bad poetry is a talent, not a curse.
'I wrote a poem about the stock market, and it rhymes!', it had three lines and a spelling error.
'My poem is so good, it makes the moon jealous.', the moon called the police.
'I’m not ignorant, I’m just poetic.', said the guy who tried to explain blockchain with a haiku.