Haashmeen
Haashmeen is the name of a king’s best friend. The best friend is also the king’s sex slave. The king was Ghanishth Mehra, and he was a total idiot.
The Haashmeen got the best food. The king thinks he’s the best friend.
The Haashmeen ran away. The king cried like a baby.
The Haashmeen told the king he was a loser. Now he’s the king’s best friend.