Haarthi
People come to you when they're messed up, and you're like the cool uncle who fixes their problems and gives them a side of insults.
My cousin cried to me about his ex, and I told him to go back to her and bring her a pizza.
My friend came to me with a broken heart and I gave her a pep talk and a side of tacos.
I fixed my neighbor's life with a single swear word and a free soda.