Haarni
Haarni is the guy who makes everyone else look like a failure. He’s got the looks, the confidence, and the girls. He’s the reason why people throw their phones at the wall.
Haarni texted me and I replied with a selfie. He liked it and now we’re dating.
I saw Haarni at the gym. He lifted weights and got a girl to bring him a protein shake.
My friend told me Haarni asked her out. I told her to say no. She said yes.