Haarlem - A town that’s been around for like forever, but it’s still s

A town that’s been around for like forever, but it’s still stuck in the past, like it forgot how to be cool.

My history teacher said Haarlem is older than my dad’s beard.

I asked my mom why Haarlem is so important, she said, ‘Because it’s got trees, stupid.’

I named my goldfish Haarlem because it looks like a tree.