haaris
A hot Bosnian guy who’s smooth as a greased-up donut. He’s got a swag so strong it could knock you out, and he’ll steal your girl if she looks at him wrong.
That guy just walked in and my girl turned around like she was on a date.
He’s like the smoothest guy I’ve ever seen. My ex is gonna die.
He walks in, and suddenly I want to be his friend.