Haares
A haares is a guy who gives up on life. He wears socks with sandals, goes to a college that smells like wet socks, and has no chance of ever being cool.
My uncle is a haares. He went to a college called 'Wet Socks University.'
My dad is a haares. He wears socks with sandals and never showers.
My friend is a haares. He got kicked out of college for eating pizza in class.