haapanen - Faster, stronger, smaller, and hotter than you. She’s like a

Faster, stronger, smaller, and hotter than you. She’s like a human sports drink with a side of drama

"Haapanen ran past me like I was a slow turtle in a race."

Text: "She’s not just fast. She’s like a human sports drink with a side of drama."

DM: "I tried to beat Haapanen. I now have a blister and a bruised ego."