Haanz
A person who’s so chunky they could be a member of a punk band, and they probably would be if they weren’t too lazy to show up.
My uncle is a Haanz. He says he’s a punk, but he just listens to music and eats donuts.
That kid in my class is a Haanz. He wears a punk shirt and eats pizza for every meal.
My brother is a Haanz. He claims he’s a rockstar, but he just yells at his phone.