Ha'anne
If Ha'anne is your friend, you’re either the luckiest person alive or the most annoying one. They’re kind, but they’ll also tell you your face is like a broken toaster. They’re also the only person who’ll listen to your sob stories and then laugh at you.
Text: 'Your sob story is worse than my ex’s.'
DM: 'I’m listening, but I’m also judging.'
Tweet: 'Ha'anne cried with me, then laughed at me. That’s the worst.'