haanie
the most selfish, ugly, rat-like nightmare ever. she’s a fat, smelly, rat-faced, breath-smelling, Indian-claiming, African-lying, slinkiest, embarrassment-filled human being.
She walks in the room, and you’re like, ‘What is that smell?’ She says, ‘I just ate a rat.’ You’re like, ‘Why would you do that?’
She claims to be from Africa, but you’re like, ‘You look like you were born in a trash can.’
She breathes on you, and you’re like, ‘I might need to go to the hospital.’