haamster - when you rub poop from a hamster on your privates to get sup

when you rub poop from a hamster on your privates to get super horny and it smells like a sewer

I did a haamster in my bedroom and my sister came in screaming

I did a haamster during a movie and the whole theater smelled like a dead mouse

I did a haamster on my date and it ended up being the worst date ever