Haakvard University
Harvard University when it’s taken over by a Norwegian guy who thinks snow is a sport and also a lifestyle.
I got into Haakvard because I told the principal I can ski backward and curse in Norwegian.
My dog got into Haakvard by barking at a skier and eating his mittens.
The school turned into Haakvard because the principal said, 'We need more snow and less math.'